The Top Ten Reasons Why Tim is no good at making up Top Ten Reasons Why
  • I question the usefulness and productivity of this assignment.
  • If you don't have ten reasons for me to do this why should I?
  • I want every reason to be equal.
  • I just watched the VeggieTale Silly Song Countdown and that's all I can think about.
  • There's a number between six and eight but I can't remember what it is.
  • There aren't enough good reasons.
  • The world is made of two kinds of people: those who have reasons for everything, and those who don't.
  • I'm against the #3 and all it stands for.
  • I was going to check the Late Show website but my bedtime's 8:30
  • The purpose of this is to display my humor and imagination - I'm lacking in humor.